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Title: Back to the wall
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (B.A.D.)
Characters: Nakata Junta, Kiriyama Akito, mentions of Shibutani Subaru
Pairing: Junta/Akito
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 980
Summary: Akito presses his advantage.
Notes: Written in a "BAD are detectives and Subaru is their landlord" 'verse I started at some point; written for koshifuri.

( 'you still smell like gunpowder' )

Title: One mistake in a subtle way
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (Kanjani8)
Characters: Yasuda Shota, Nishikido Ryo
Pairings: Yasu+Ryo, allusions to past!dubcon!Yasu/Ryo, allusions to Maru/Ryo
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Allusions to dubcon, Ryo's bruises, 2nd person pov
Word Count: 675
Summary: Yasu, seeking, searching.
Notes: For epicwaters, who requested "Yasu knows the most efficient way to leave The Eight without being spotted, or bothered. Ryo has always been the unknown variable. Yasu doesn't mind the detours Ryo-chan seems to bring with him." on tumblr. Part of the Misfits-based AU The City Breathing.

( you just need a break, is all )

Title: Single Dark Search
Fandom: Johnny's and Associates (TOKIO)
Characters: Joshima Shigeru, Yamaguchi Tatsuya, the rest of TOKIO + Mrs. Yamaguchi
Pairings: Yamaguchi/Joshima, Yamaguchi/his wife, Nagase/Aibu Saki
Rating: R for concepts
Word Count: ~1900
Warnings: WEIRD SHIT, angst, possibly triggering suicidal behavior, AU
Summary: Joshima Shigeru's lived ten lives, and now he wants nothing more than to die.
Notes: Izanami no mikoto is the Japanese goddess of creation and destruction. All of this is made up, please don't take my bastardization of mythology seriously. :D;;
WRITTEN FOR basil_ovelby'S BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU, LIVY, AND I'M SO GLAD WE MET. You are one of the funniest kindest most talented amazing people I have ever met, and I'm so glad you're doing so many awesome things. I hope you enjoy this. AND CRY lol i don't actually think you will i'm so sorry.
ALSO IF MY GUSSAN SUCKS FEEL FREE TO JUDGE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

( on zooming cars, wanting to die, and the deepness of space )

Title: On the 25th Hour
Fandom: Boss (drama)
Characters: the CMU + Nodate, Onoda, Narahashi
Pairing: maybe Osawa/Kimoto but not really?
Rating: R because this case is kind of gross?
Warnings: Non-graphic grossness
Word count: ~2000
Summary: On the first day of Christmas... the Countermeasures Unit ends up with a case. Not exactly how Osawa intended on spending her December.
Notes: For signalbeam for yuletide 2010. 'Karaage' is a term for fried food: basically Hanagata's eating fried chicken.

( time for lunch, osawa mused, come on, i'll pay )

Title: seventeen years and not a single ringringring [part 1]
Fandom: Post-Kamen Rider Blade (spoilers herein)
Characters Hajime, Kenzaki, Amane
Rating: G, for this round
Word count: 591
Summary: Kenzaki calls the restaurant, about a month after he disappears to wherever it is he has gone.
Notes: If Hajime feels weird, speak unto me. I don't think he and Kenzaki are that slashy in here but I guess if it floats your boat it could be :/

( kurihara amane has good luck with picking up the phone and terrible luck with math problems )

Title: Tissue
Fandom: Rookies (drama)
Characters: Nikogaku Baseball Team + Yagi and several small-time OCs
Pairings: Sekikawa+Shinjo, Mikoshiba+Aniya, implied Wakana/Hiyama/Wakana and Okada/Yufune/Okada
Rating: G
Word count: ~1700
Summary: Sekikawa is a nice person. Momentarily. :D
Notes: An addendum to Sometimes I think Odysseus had the right idea, written for the rookiesfans 2008 Christmas challenge and never actually re-published.

( fucking christmas )

Title: Occasional dinner plans: The time there was redecorating
Group Arashi, TOKIO, KinKi Kids
Pairings: Nagase/Matsujun
Characters: Nagase, Matsujun, Tsuyoshi, Koichi
Prompt: 044, Room
Word Count: 1652
Rating: PG-13 for ~implications~
Summary: Jun redecorates the living room. Nagase grows a protest beard. Jun threatens Nagase’s chest hair and schedules nude photoshoots. You know, the usual.
Warnings: Established relationship, stupidity (seriously what)
Notes: The World Beard and Mustache Championships are real, for the record. Takes place in the year 2010, before the events of part 1. Sorry this took forever! :D;;
Previous parts: (1, 2.) This is helpful, though not required.

( you wear pants with sparkles on them! you're not really in a position to be talking about tacky. )

Title: Occasional dinner plans: The time Nagase and Matsujun argued about shampoo
Group Arashi, TOKIO
Characters: Nagase, Jun
Pairings: Nagase/Matsujun
Prompt: 038. Laugh
Word Count: 1515
Rating: PG for mentions of ~sexy times~
Summary: Domesticity in the Nagase-Matsumoto residence? Matsujun wishes.
Warnings: Established relationship :3
Notes: lol SO MUCH SCHMOOP AND FLUFF. Ah well, worse things have happened. Second to be posted in a series of six, but chronologically earlier than the previously posted one. (That makes sense, right? :D;;)
IMPORTANT: This fic takes place in September of 2008, timewise.
Part one can be found here.

OH SHIT HOW DID I FORGET. SOMETHING OF IMPORTANCE: the lyrics used are from TOKIO's Phonograph. The translation was done by the fabulous and awesome and wonderful ltgmars.

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( SO MUCH SAP )

Title: Extended Recess Visits Hillbilly Hell
Fandom: Extended Recess
Characters: Akanishi Jin, Maruyama Ryuhei, Kamenashi Kazuya, Yamashita Tomohisa, Shirota Yu
Rating: PG-13 for nasty language, public drunkness, and references to breaking and entering
Word Count: ~1600
Warnings: LOTS OF THE WORDS 'FUCK' AND 'DOUCHE'
Summary: Extended Recess ends up at South of the Border after not getting a spot at Beerfest.
Notes: For ser_pounce_alot. Timeline-wise this was originally going to be set around Thanksgiving (I had a turducken related sequel planned) but. It can probably go anywhere! :D;;

( 'is that dumbass for go fuck yourself?' )

Title: Sports Fan(attic)
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates
Characters: Murakami Shingo, Kamenashi Kazuya
Pairings: Murakami Shingo/Kamenashi Kazuya
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~700
Warnings: Established relationship, UNAPOLOGETIC FLUFFINESS
Summary: Kame tries to keep his sports-related sob-fests relegated to the privacy of his living room. Hina has absolutely no issues sharing his tears, and that's probably the reason Kame likes him so much.
Notes: If you're useless re: soccer, like I am, the soccer season generally runs August-April. Baseball runs April-October, usually.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS I MEANT TO WRITE HINA/ERIKA AND I GOT THIS INSTEAD. Don't judge me. ):

( for a soccer fan and a baseball fan, the fervor of the season never actual stops, you know )