cock fancy

Title: On how not to set up your coworkers
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (Kanjani8 Arashi)
Characters: Ninomiya Kazunari, Yokoyama You, Maruyama Ryuhei, Ohno Satoshi, Aiba Masaki and Murakami Shingo; cameo from Nishikido Ryo and mentions of Takizawa Hideaki, Matsumoto Jun, Kamenashi Kazuya, Taguchi Junnosuke
Pairings: Maruyama Ryuhei/Ohno Satoshi
Word count: 5300
Rating: R for entirely inappropriate language, implied sexual content
Warnings: Dumbassery, far too many mentions of the word 'dick', possibly confusing video game references
Summary: A bunch of idiots (or more specifically, a pair of idiots) get up to idiotic things, like, for example, matchmaking.
Notes: Thank you to my beta, rinhriveiel, for her constant and lightning-fast help, to clipsie, for being an unwitting cheerleader, and to the mods, for being so patient with me. Written for airairo for jerainbowbridge 2011.

( This is not a story about the Yokoyama-kai. )

Title: Just a little relish
Pairing/Focus: Ninomiya Kazunari/Kuroki Meisa, background Aiba Masaki/Becky. Features Nino, Meisa, Yamapi, Maki, Arashi, and Becky
Rating: PG-13 for smoking and sexual innuendo
Warnings: Bad hot-dog related jokes, New York City AU
Word Count: ~4000
Summary: Kazunari Ninomiya's not going to be selling hot dogs forever. But when it comes to a choice between the stunning Meisa Kuroki and the career he wants so bad he can taste it, he's got to come up with something, and fast.
Notes: Written for shardaunei for ninoexchange.


( there's no such thing as too many weiner jokes, apparently )