songbirdspeaks | Entries tagged with rating: r

Title: On the 25th Hour
Fandom: Boss (drama)
Characters: the CMU + Nodate, Onoda, Narahashi
Pairing: maybe Osawa/Kimoto but not really?
Rating: R because this case is kind of gross?
Warnings: Non-graphic grossness
Word count: ~2000
Summary: On the first day of Christmas... the Countermeasures Unit ends up with a case. Not exactly how Osawa intended on spending her December.
Notes: For

signalbeam for yuletide 2010. 'Karaage' is a term for fried food: basically Hanagata's eating fried chicken.

( time for lunch, osawa mused, come on, i'll pay )

title: Sit down, you're rocking the RV
series: Engine Sentai Go-onger
characters/pairings: Gunpei/Hanto
rating: r~hazy nc-17?
word count: 322
summary: Gunpei is awfully concerned with appearances after spending all of that time fantasizing about Hanto in a dress.
notes: This is post-series, so everybody's packed on the Ginjiro :D;;
notes: I hereby dedicate this to

gekidasa, whether she wants it or not :D;;

( I for one think Ren is a trooper. )

Title: Sometimes I think Odysseus had the right idea
Fandom: Rookies (drama)
Characters: Shinjo, Sekikawa, Aniya, Rookies ensemble
Pairings: Shinjo/Sekikawa, Aniya/girls
Word Count: 3200
Rating: R for language
Summary: Shinjo, before and after.
Note: For my baby doll

merchendiver as a super-duper late (or early, at this point) birthday present.

( he can't say hope )

Title: That's how babies work?
Group/pairing: Arashi, TOKIO
Characters: Nagase, Jun
Pairings: Nagase/Matsujun
Prompt: 016. Us
Word Count: 2821
Rating: R, because of sexytimes.
Warnings: Crack (MPreg), Established relationship, dumb
Summary: Nagase has nightmares. Involving babies. This is a side story to Occasional dinner plans.
Notes: Please don't take this terribly seriously--I know I didn't!
Notes, part two: Anmitsu is a Japanese dessert, made of jelly and and served with red bean paste and stuff. Wiki's page is pretty small but it's good. :) Gyudon, or ~beef-bowl~, is beef atop rice and there are onions and shiitake noodles and sometimes an egg and whatever the important part is there is meat.

( I think I need a drink, said Jun, his first words since ‘oh dear god how’ half an hour earlier. )

title: desire (part 1)
characters: Shibutani Subaru, Ninomiya Kazunari, Yasuda Shota, Matsumoto Jun, Nishikido Ryo, Aiba Masaki, Yokoyama You, mentions of various other members of the Jimusho
pairing: Subaru/Nino, Nino/Matsujun, Yasu/Subaru
word count: ~3300
theme: 041, wait
rating: r, for sexual themes
warnings: angst, sex, depression
summary: ‘Trace our shadows, melting together, with your fingertips.’ Nino and Subaru crash and (maybe) burn.
note: references translations of Subaru and Nino’s various solos (Desire, Navy Blue Tears, Greedy, Niji, Gimmick Game, 1994*4##111 and Kako). More information and proper credit to the lovely ladies responsible available at the notes page for this fic here.

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( 'you have to make your own happiness' )

Title: On how not to set up your coworkers
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (Kanjani8 Arashi)
Characters: Ninomiya Kazunari, Yokoyama You, Maruyama Ryuhei, Ohno Satoshi, Aiba Masaki and Murakami Shingo; cameo from Nishikido Ryo and mentions of Takizawa Hideaki, Matsumoto Jun, Kamenashi Kazuya, Taguchi Junnosuke
Pairings: Maruyama Ryuhei/Ohno Satoshi
Word count: 5300
Rating: R for entirely inappropriate language, implied sexual content
Warnings: Dumbassery, far too many mentions of the word 'dick', possibly confusing video game references
Summary: A bunch of idiots (or more specifically, a pair of idiots) get up to idiotic things, like, for example, matchmaking.
Notes: Thank you to my beta,

rinhriveiel, for her constant and lightning-fast help, to

clipsie, for being an unwitting cheerleader, and to the mods, for being so patient with me. Written for

airairo for

jerainbowbridge 2011.

( This is not a story about the Yokoyama-kai. )

Title: Go and Ken's excellent adventure in trolling (or, General Sakamoto and Great Drummer Matsuoka battle it out)
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (V6, TOKIO, KinKi Kids, mentions of Ninja, SMAP, Ohno & Machida)
Characters: V6, TOKIO, KinKi Kids. Cameos/mentions of SMAP, Ninja, Ohno and Machida.
Pairings: implications of Gussan/Leader feeeelings, Okada/Tsuyoshi, Nagase/Koichi, Go/Ken and Inocchi/the ladies
Word Count: ~10500
Rating: R
Warnings: language, cracky as fuck
Summary: Go and Ken orchestrate a prank war, Sakamoto goes nuts, Mabo wants everyone to shut up, and Nakai wants to kill everyone. You know, the usual.
Notes: written for

kiayro during

senpai_exchange. This is a collaborative effort with

basil_ovelby, the best partner ever. ♥!

( what even is this )

Title: Duty Up, Asshole
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (V6, TOKIO, mentions of KinKi Kids and Arashi)
Characters: Most prominently Okada, Nagase, Matsuoka and Inohara, but all of V6 and TOKIO make appearances
Pairings: Okada/Ken and Taichi/Joshima, but in the background
Word Count: ~4400
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, violence, alien invasion sci-fi apocalypse shit, sexual innuendo
Summary: V6 and TOKIO are friendly competitors in the battle for survival against the enemy called only as the Swarm. When three of their members are isolated, they team up to deliver a world of hurt.
Notes: written for

ulchick418 during

senpai_exchange.

( in which okada thinks everything in hilarious )

Title: Thunder-fire
Characters, Pairings: (this part) KAT-TUN, primarily Jin / Jin+Kame-ish?
Rating: PG-13 for Jin’s mouth
Warnings: Weirdness, AU (RESCUE/CHANGE UR WORLD)
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Akanishi Jin, super-powered former super-soldier, and the surprises of returns. Part 1 of 2.
Notes: Thanks to

rinhriveiel for the beta, as always. Written for

ser_pounce_alot. I meant to have this in for yuletide but it… didn’t come to me, probably in large part because I'd decided to play it kind of Jin/Kame-ish. Ah well. ILU KATY. The ~superpowers~ are based off of Change Ur World, except of course for Jin.

( 'I’ll quit drinking,' Jin offered, and the three of them laughed away two and a half months. )

Title: use google, dipshit
Pairing/Characters: Akanishi Jin/Nakamaru Yuichi / Jin, Nakamaru, featuring Ryo, Kame, Pi, Koyama, Jimmy Mackey, Junno, Yoko
Groups: KAT-TUN, NEWS, Kanjani8, Jimmy Mackey
Rating: R because Jin is a potty mouth
Word count: ~900
Warnings: soon there'll be terrible photoshopping to match jin's language and textspeak. I'm almost sorry!
Summary: Jin versus Angry Birds on New Years Eve.
Author's Notes: Written for the NYE Ficathon. :D Any spelling errors in the text messages are intentional. I promise.

( it's jin's party and he'll text if he wants to? )