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Title: Skyship
Groups: Arashi, Kanjani8, Tokio, Becky, Haruna Ai
Characters: Aiba, Yoko, Nagase, Nino, Mabo, Ai, Becky, Subaru, Jun, Ohno cameos from Hina, Taichi, Leader, Ryo, Yasu, Maru
Pairings: Aiba/Yoko, mentions of Mabo/Ai and Yoko/Becky BFFery
Rating: PG-13 for implications
Word count: 14000
Warnings: Historical-steampunk AU, butchering of science
Summary: Aiba lives in the mountains of Chiba, working on his newest invention, the telephone. When Yokoyama Yuu, airship pilot, crashes back into his life--literally--he's not sure what to think.
Notes: This is set in Chiba, Japan, in roughly the year 1889. For the sake of world-building several individuals have been aged up or down from their real-life personas. Written for hatenaimirai_e for je_otherworlds 2011.


( they're giggling secrets in the middle of Aiba's lab with every torch burning )

Title: That's how babies work?
Group/pairing: Arashi, TOKIO
Characters: Nagase, Jun
Pairings: Nagase/Matsujun
Prompt: 016. Us
Word Count: 2821
Rating: R, because of sexytimes.
Warnings: Crack (MPreg), Established relationship, dumb
Summary: Nagase has nightmares. Involving babies. This is a side story to Occasional dinner plans.
Notes: Please don't take this terribly seriously--I know I didn't!
Notes, part two: Anmitsu is a Japanese dessert, made of jelly and and served with red bean paste and stuff. Wiki's page is pretty small but it's good. :) Gyudon, or ~beef-bowl~, is beef atop rice and there are onions and shiitake noodles and sometimes an egg and whatever the important part is there is meat.

( I think I need a drink, said Jun, his first words since ‘oh dear god how’ half an hour earlier. )

Title: Into The Wastes (1)
Fandom: Johnny’s & Associates, various other Japanese celebrities
Characters: Shibutani Subaru, Karina, Ninomiya Kazunari, Nishikido Ryo, mentions of Maruyama Ryuhei and Ohno Satoshi
Pairings: Subaru/Karina, Subaru/Nino, Ryo/Yasu implied
Rating: NC-17 for sexual activity
Word count: 3760
Warnings: Post-apocalyptic dystopian AU, subtle gunplay, road head, femdom
Summary: Nino arranges for Subaru to pick someone up. Nino is going to get it when Subaru gets home, and not in a good way. Well, actually...
Notes: hilariously somehow this is not non-con? I think it's only because Subaru is excited by the concept of hot chicks telling him what to do. But. Yeah.

( 'SUBARU SANCHEZ?' )

title: desire (part 1)
characters: Shibutani Subaru, Ninomiya Kazunari, Yasuda Shota, Matsumoto Jun, Nishikido Ryo, Aiba Masaki, Yokoyama You, mentions of various other members of the Jimusho
pairing: Subaru/Nino, Nino/Matsujun, Yasu/Subaru
word count: ~3300
theme: 041, wait
rating: r, for sexual themes
warnings: angst, sex, depression
summary: ‘Trace our shadows, melting together, with your fingertips.’ Nino and Subaru crash and (maybe) burn.
note: references translations of Subaru and Nino’s various solos (Desire, Navy Blue Tears, Greedy, Niji, Gimmick Game, 1994*4##111 and Kako). More information and proper credit to the lovely ladies responsible available at the notes page for this fic here.

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( 'you have to make your own happiness' )

Title: On how not to set up your coworkers
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (Kanjani8 Arashi)
Characters: Ninomiya Kazunari, Yokoyama You, Maruyama Ryuhei, Ohno Satoshi, Aiba Masaki and Murakami Shingo; cameo from Nishikido Ryo and mentions of Takizawa Hideaki, Matsumoto Jun, Kamenashi Kazuya, Taguchi Junnosuke
Pairings: Maruyama Ryuhei/Ohno Satoshi
Word count: 5300
Rating: R for entirely inappropriate language, implied sexual content
Warnings: Dumbassery, far too many mentions of the word 'dick', possibly confusing video game references
Summary: A bunch of idiots (or more specifically, a pair of idiots) get up to idiotic things, like, for example, matchmaking.
Notes: Thank you to my beta, rinhriveiel, for her constant and lightning-fast help, to clipsie, for being an unwitting cheerleader, and to the mods, for being so patient with me. Written for airairo for jerainbowbridge 2011.

( This is not a story about the Yokoyama-kai. )

Title: Just a little relish
Pairing/Focus: Ninomiya Kazunari/Kuroki Meisa, background Aiba Masaki/Becky. Features Nino, Meisa, Yamapi, Maki, Arashi, and Becky
Rating: PG-13 for smoking and sexual innuendo
Warnings: Bad hot-dog related jokes, New York City AU
Word Count: ~4000
Summary: Kazunari Ninomiya's not going to be selling hot dogs forever. But when it comes to a choice between the stunning Meisa Kuroki and the career he wants so bad he can taste it, he's got to come up with something, and fast.
Notes: Written for shardaunei for ninoexchange.


( there's no such thing as too many weiner jokes, apparently )