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Title: Occasional dinner plans: The time there was redecorating
Group Arashi, TOKIO, KinKi Kids
Pairings: Nagase/Matsujun
Characters: Nagase, Matsujun, Tsuyoshi, Koichi
Prompt: 044, Room
Word Count: 1652
Rating: PG-13 for ~implications~
Summary: Jun redecorates the living room. Nagase grows a protest beard. Jun threatens Nagase’s chest hair and schedules nude photoshoots. You know, the usual.
Warnings: Established relationship, stupidity (seriously what)
Notes: The World Beard and Mustache Championships are real, for the record. Takes place in the year 2010, before the events of part 1. Sorry this took forever! :D;;
Previous parts: (1, 2.) This is helpful, though not required.

( you wear pants with sparkles on them! you're not really in a position to be talking about tacky. )

Title: Occasional dinner plans: The time Nagase and Matsujun argued about shampoo
Group Arashi, TOKIO
Characters: Nagase, Jun
Pairings: Nagase/Matsujun
Prompt: 038. Laugh
Word Count: 1515
Rating: PG for mentions of ~sexy times~
Summary: Domesticity in the Nagase-Matsumoto residence? Matsujun wishes.
Warnings: Established relationship :3
Notes: lol SO MUCH SCHMOOP AND FLUFF. Ah well, worse things have happened. Second to be posted in a series of six, but chronologically earlier than the previously posted one. (That makes sense, right? :D;;)
IMPORTANT: This fic takes place in September of 2008, timewise.
Part one can be found here.

OH SHIT HOW DID I FORGET. SOMETHING OF IMPORTANCE: the lyrics used are from TOKIO's Phonograph. The translation was done by the fabulous and awesome and wonderful ltgmars.

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( SO MUCH SAP )

Title: Top of the World (1)
Fandom: Johnny’s & Associates
Characters: Matsumoto Jun, Nagase Tomoya, Sakurai Sho; references to Aiba, Mabo
Pairings: Jun/Nagase
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3269
Warnings: Post-apocalyptic dystopian AU, bad justice
Summary: "I have a job for you," Nagase says, and Jun jumps back into a life he left behind three years before.
Notes: ODFKJGKDFGNJKODFJGKJDFSGJ i hate this tbh but i need to get it started sigh

( NAGASE SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS BAD )

title: desire (part 1)
characters: Shibutani Subaru, Ninomiya Kazunari, Yasuda Shota, Matsumoto Jun, Nishikido Ryo, Aiba Masaki, Yokoyama You, mentions of various other members of the Jimusho
pairing: Subaru/Nino, Nino/Matsujun, Yasu/Subaru
word count: ~3300
theme: 041, wait
rating: r, for sexual themes
warnings: angst, sex, depression
summary: ‘Trace our shadows, melting together, with your fingertips.’ Nino and Subaru crash and (maybe) burn.
note: references translations of Subaru and Nino’s various solos (Desire, Navy Blue Tears, Greedy, Niji, Gimmick Game, 1994*4##111 and Kako). More information and proper credit to the lovely ladies responsible available at the notes page for this fic here.

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( 'you have to make your own happiness' )

Title: Keep calm and don't cry
Group/pairing: Yokoyama You/Aiba Masaki (Kanjani8/Arashi)
Prompt: 015. No
Word Count: 314
Rating: G
Summary: Yoko makes a conjugal visit. Well, not really.
Disclaimer: Obviously they're not mine :) Though if they wanna sign up… :D
Notes: This piece references Aiba’s bout with pneumothorax in 2002 and J3Kansai, the show where Kanjani8 first appeared. The Japanese wiki says J3Kansai began in November and Kanjani8 as a group appeared in December, which means Yoko was probably still doing construction work along with occasional magazine shoots when Aiba collapsed. Honestly I dunno how I feel about this one :/

( try not to use all of the tissues yoko )

Title: End to end
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (Kanjani8, Arashi)
Characters: Aiba Masaki, Yokoyama You
Pairing: Aiba Masaki/Yokoyama You
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: SEX also language? also yoko and aiba being bros having brosex? idk.
Summary: Basically Yoko and Aiba are stupid and have brosex while playing shiritori.
Notes: written for the kink meme two memes ago i think. finally getting around to reposting.

( 'aiba i am going to kill you' )

Title: On how not to set up your coworkers
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (Kanjani8 Arashi)
Characters: Ninomiya Kazunari, Yokoyama You, Maruyama Ryuhei, Ohno Satoshi, Aiba Masaki and Murakami Shingo; cameo from Nishikido Ryo and mentions of Takizawa Hideaki, Matsumoto Jun, Kamenashi Kazuya, Taguchi Junnosuke
Pairings: Maruyama Ryuhei/Ohno Satoshi
Word count: 5300
Rating: R for entirely inappropriate language, implied sexual content
Warnings: Dumbassery, far too many mentions of the word 'dick', possibly confusing video game references
Summary: A bunch of idiots (or more specifically, a pair of idiots) get up to idiotic things, like, for example, matchmaking.
Notes: Thank you to my beta, rinhriveiel, for her constant and lightning-fast help, to clipsie, for being an unwitting cheerleader, and to the mods, for being so patient with me. Written for airairo for jerainbowbridge 2011.

( This is not a story about the Yokoyama-kai. )

Title: Thunder-fire
Characters, Pairings: (this part) KAT-TUN, primarily Jin / Jin+Kame-ish?
Rating: PG-13 for Jin’s mouth
Warnings: Weirdness, AU (RESCUE/CHANGE UR WORLD)
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Akanishi Jin, super-powered former super-soldier, and the surprises of returns. Part 1 of 2.
Notes: Thanks to rinhriveiel for the beta, as always. Written for ser_pounce_alot. I meant to have this in for yuletide but it… didn’t come to me, probably in large part because I'd decided to play it kind of Jin/Kame-ish. Ah well. ILU KATY. The ~superpowers~ are based off of Change Ur World, except of course for Jin.

( 'I’ll quit drinking,' Jin offered, and the three of them laughed away two and a half months. )

Title: Put it back together
Fandom: Johnny's & Associates (Arashi)
Pairing/Groups: Sakurai Sho/Ninomiya Kazunari, Ninomiya Kazunari/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2000
Summary: Sho and Nino in Hawaii.
Notes: Written for a smut meme like a year ago.

( sho is like a hotter cramer )